Anonymous asked:

I dunno if you would know this but do guys generally get hard while cuddling with other guys? Is it just a friction thing? :S

banana-zachary:

I wouldn’t call myself an expert on erections but I think it is normal.  

I remember Zach mentioning that it takes him a split second to achieve a hard on and that he gets hard very easily. Obviously he’s prone to wet dreams and morning wood and he also admitted to getting semis whenever even brushing against anything.

I think it was the worst for all the men during the first month when none of them wanted to jerk off and possibly better after they had given in to their urges.

It should also be noted that Cody said he wasn’t able to get hard not only while cuddling but when he tried to jerk off in the shower; he just couldn’t manage it, which is why Frankie thought there was something off about him. When Cody said that both Zach and Frankie said that they were able to get hard in a second, but I don’t know if anyone ever made a video of that conversation.

Jesus Christ, Zach is a hell of a sexual creature. I wonder why it’s so easy for him to get hard. Dayum. And I wonder why it’s so difficult for Cody to get hard. Like, I actually want to research the science/human behavior aspect of this lol.

But…guys…like….the last time Frankie didn’t tweet for this long was when he was on a flight….I’m leaving bai.

mentally-maladjusted:

zankieattack:

I’ll just leave this here.

If we don’t get a tweet of a palm tree in the next hour, I’m going to be really disappointed. 

STOP GIVING ME HOPE YOU BUTTHEADS I NEED FRANKIE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THAT INTERVIEW TOMORROW HUGGING ZACH AND BEING ALL TERRITORIAL WHILE THE CREEPER SEETHES
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mentally-maladjusted:

zankieattack:

I’ll just leave this here.

If we don’t get a tweet of a palm tree in the next hour, I’m going to be really disappointed. 

STOP GIVING ME HOPE YOU BUTTHEADS I NEED FRANKIE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THAT INTERVIEW TOMORROW HUGGING ZACH AND BEING ALL TERRITORIAL WHILE THE CREEPER SEETHES
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mentally-maladjusted:

zankieattack:

I’ll just leave this here.

If we don’t get a tweet of a palm tree in the next hour, I’m going to be really disappointed. 

STOP GIVING ME HOPE YOU BUTTHEADS I NEED FRANKIE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THAT INTERVIEW TOMORROW HUGGING ZACH AND BEING ALL TERRITORIAL WHILE THE CREEPER SEETHES

Ohhhhh, Zach unfollowed some of the girls who are known as the “bullies” on Twitter. I love him.

pinkhatsquad:

did zach tell cody that he wanted to fuck Frankie before or after they had that awkward pinecrest conversation?

I think the Pinecrest convo happened on the day that the second group got to the house, so I guess the whole “I wanna fuck Frankie” thing was the day after that.

  • Zach: *Writes his fourth ever tweet.*
  • Zach: *Watches as it becomes a Worldwide Trend in a matter of minutes.*

Is Frankie online right now? The only thing that could make this better is if Frankie tweets about Zach being a social media mogul fjkanskajsoabs

One tweet from Zach Rance and he starts trending worldwide within 10 minutes. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY?